TORSHIDEH: (n) persian term for pickled (literally). Signifies an old single woman, or bag lady with cats—aka any persian girl 27+
Forever Lazy = Forever Single. Need I say more?
To all my joonieesss (not gender specific), please don’t go out this weekend in the above outfits. There are no snuggie parties that will get you a respectable date, or a fun mistake. Please do DRINK-HOOKUP-LAUGH LOTS and share it ALL with us: email@example.com
The S&F Team