We gettin’ ARAB MONEY $

Hola joonies. We’re about to make some of you very mad. (boys—lookin at you!)

So if you weren’t aware before, Iranians have this hate-hate relationship with Arabs. To all the white people reading, no we’re not all the same thing.  Different religion, different cultures, VERY different political agendas.

Obama bows to Saudi King

It’s a broad spectrum:

- The Iranians that strongly hate Arabs: they believe the Arabs were conniving conquerors, impregnating our beloved Iran with Islam and so bringing on allll the present trouble we face today (ISLAMIC REPUBLIC of Iran)

- The Iranians that mildly hate Arabs: because of the Sunni/Shiite divide, and/or cultural differences “Arab-hayeh malakh-khor” =  Grasshopper eating Arabs.

- The Iranians that just hate Arabs, because…well habit.

Luckily, I grew up in a non-racist household (SORT OF) or my parents just forgot to teach me how to hate Arabs.

I actually love everything about them. Their language, their music, and of course, their MEN!

When it comes to men, Arabs are just MONEY

And you can consider this video the theme song of this post:


(and for all those who are going to complain about the use of quranic verses in this video—from one muslim to another, calm down and be glad they’re in a Busta video and not AlQaeda’s)

In the game of Arab men vs. Iranian men, I’m sorry to say Arabs WIN. It is not really about net worth, they’re not all wealthy– they just have unbelievable swagger. Most Persian guys just look feminine compared to Arab guys. Maybe its that our ancestors were chillin’ in palaces (see: PERSEPOLIS), and Arab’s were surviving the not-so-friendly climate of the desert and figuring out tribal warfare. Maybe that’s when they started to win.

Arabs on camels.

Or maybe, its that Iranians love to pretend they are aristocratic and refined (how many of you were forced to learn FRENCH?), and Arabs don’t mind being diiirttyyy (if you know what I mean) and…well, Arab.

why are their men touching him?

The hottest Persian guy could pass for a girl.

Whatever it is, I personally LOVE it. And if any girl has dated/seen enough Arab guys, they’ll agree with me. And obviously, they have a huge advantage- there are SO many of them: Egyptians, Lebanese, Syrians, Algerians, Morroccans…etc (what’s your favorite flavor ;)?

I remember my earliest crush was on my Lebanese Sunday School teacher, Mr. Al. He had green eyes and brown hair, and was a great distraction from all the BS I had to listen to. It was very unfortunate that he was married with children.

When I was 18, almost immediately after dating an Iranian guy, I started dating a Lebanese guy. It was wonderful. The Arab didn’t complain, he didn’t talk about his MOM, and he didn’t do his eyebrows. He had a take it or leave it personality and he got shit done, and it was such a TURN ON. Even though he wasn’t as good looking as my Persian ex, he was so much SEXIER. I wanted to undress him everytime he walked in the room.

I’m sure there are great Persian guys out there- but you’re all downright INSECURE. Is my nose too big? Are my eyebrows arched enough? Is my doodool too small? Am I too hairy? Look, only girls get to be that insecure– and even then its fucking foolish. Arabs wear their traditional garb, they speak Arabic like they’re about to choke on something, and they grow moustaches and beards– and they OWN it. When’s the last time you saw a Persian guy flashing his lebaseh mahali (traditional village outfit) instead of his Mercedes and Prada?

If Arabs worry about this stuff, they’re good at hiding it because you don’t see them walking around looking like this:

Instead you have this: (soccer players, heirs, and princes- take your pick!)

yeah zidane’s arab.

Hariri, one of the world’s youngest billionaires

Hamdan, Prince of Dubai

How Do I love Arab $$$ ? Let me count the ways:

1. Bad Boys: They are the Persian girl’s bad boy. Siyaah’s (black guys) are the forbidden fruit, but Arabs are the snake. Your parents will not approve of the Arab, and that makes them that much more desirable. When it comes to white and black guys, some may lack flavor and culture– so Arab guys are the next best thing.

2. Aggressive: Like I said, they’re not afraid of getting down and dirty. Arabs are the Russians of the Middle East, and Iranians are the French.

3. The way they treat women: Wherever your Arab man is from, you can expect him to be 100% jealous and possessive at all times– and us persian girls, we LOVE that. Deny it all you want, but deep down- if you’re man doesn’t care where you are and who you’re with, you think something’s deeply wrong.

I’m prepared to take the hatemail for this – I’m expecting some really awesome emails. and hey, I’ll even post some of them :) so feel free to defend yourselves, persian boys.

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saaghi  ساقی
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Comments

  1. Best post yet. YES.

  2. Good, honest post.

    Was chuckling my way through the whole thing.

    As a Persian guy, perhaps even a couple of years ago, I would have been pissed reading this, even though there is a fair bit of truth to it.

    Here’s the thing though. I’m married to a Persian girl who, prior to meeting me, dated her fair share of Arab men, and like yourself, found them to be sexier than their Persian counterparts.

    Till she met me. ;)

    And it wasn’t for the money, because I don’t have any! Well that’s not exactly true, I have enough, but I ain’t rolling in it.

    Also, I think it may be a generational thing. I am in my mid 30′s. Persian guys my age, for the most part, are not the soosools of your generation. But that soosooli boodan in the younger Persian guys I think is a facade. I think they are trying to give the girls (and mostly non-Persian, western girls) what they want.

    I lost count of the number of times girls I dated in the past tried to make me shave my chest or my arms because I was “too hairy” and I’m not even really that hairy for a Persian.

    Suffice it to say that if and when you do decide to get married, I’m willing to put money down that it will be to a Persian guy. Someone that will appreciate the fessenjoon you are going to cook for him once a week….. mmmmm….. fessenjoon.

    :D :D

  3. Zidane isn’t an Arab he is a Berber:  

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berber_people  

    Many Lebanese people do not identify themselves as Arabs , they rather refer to themselves as Phoenicians :

    The same goes for Egyptians, Syrians, Algerians and Moroccans . None of them were originally Arab , they all got Arabized because of the Arab invasion during the 7th century.

  4. Hahahaha ! I LOVE this post ! My ex is Persian (I’m Mexican American) , but not the kind who spike the hair and look feminine. I loved every single hair on his sexy body :p). I date more Arabs, but Iranians r definitely hott also. Mmmm mmm mmmmm !! <3

  5. omg. THIS IS SO TRUE.

  6. VERY accurate! Love this post!

  7. ان الله اعزنا بالنفط

  8. What a horrible thing to write.

    I’m not angry, I’m just saddened that there are Persian girls out there that would write something this stupid.

    First of all, to call Iranian guys ‘soosool’, when Iranian men:

    * won gold and silver in the super heavy weight division of weightlifting in London this year, (making it the second Olympics in a row where an Iranian man was crowned “strongest man on the planet”).

    * consistently are among the best in the world in wrestling (winning three golds in London)

    * excel intellectually, even winning the international math olympiads in 1997 (and getting a higher score than all of neighboring countries combined in the olympiads since)

    Shows that you can’t see past superficial ‘swag’.

    I’m not angry about that, just sad, because you’re Iranian, and if Iranian girls can be this misguided and insecure as to write something like this, that says something about my ethnicity.

  9. Saman da rapist says:

    Arab guys are mainly always skinny compared to Persian/Iranian men. Iranians are culturally amazing in wrestling and weightlifting, arabs don’t really have any sports they excede at whatsoever.

    And seriously, the Iranian men who spike their hair, especially now a days are a rare thing to see except if you go to some douche club, and even those spiked up guidos are muscular.

    Its been proven that its eadier for Iranian men to gain muscle. This seems like a troll article written by an ayrab.

    Btw, my ex was saudi/syrian mix and I constantly get gawked at by arab women, even the religous ones.

    If arabs were such men then 4 million israeli jews wouldnhave humiliated them, just saying. Peace

  10. My boyfriends Iranian and he tells me that he refuses to date Iranian women due to the fact that they look like transvestites.

  11. I’m a half black half arab gurl dating one of the hottest men in the world who happens to be from Iran and Persian, and no, arab men aren’t even close to being as good as Iranian guys.

    Trust me, my arab mother warned me about the cruelty of arab guys towards women. She would rather me date anyone other than an arab.

    Persian men from what I’ve seen are loving, caring, strong (both physically and mentally) and just the best thing a women could ask for. Truly. And many of my friends are dating Iranian men too and they experienced the same thing.

  12. escortdiary says:

    Great post…love the humor!

    • yurawhore says:

      funniest article i read in awhile since the sex confessions on smut magazine while i was taking a dump… btw i was taking a nice SHIT while reading this trash and all i have to is someone should give you two awards, One for being the biggest Persian whore alive “ofcourse thanx to mommy” and second, for being the dumbest whore alive,,, u literally took snookis place!!! If 300 million arab men were Really MEN then they would have kicked 6 million jews asses by now… even with smallest penises existing today after the chinese they cant do shiiit!!! Further more with 49 countries including ALL arab countries supporting that sandnigger saddam hussein couldn’t defeat the Persians… that to alot of people is a statement that Persians got ballz of stell BITCH!!!
      noooo… arab cock is not what u need to recommend for other hoes, what u need is to stop thinking your gonna be the next kardashian. Ofcourse mommy and daddy would be proud :)

      • Lol …. Yo , he man , calm down a bit ….your foundation is coming off. You can’t spell and are trying to hard to act like 50 cent. Why hate? What’s the deal with Israel …. Didn’t we conquer your country? But that’s not the point , I’m not here to play who’s right and wrong , Arabs and Persians get along well in my city . But a kid like you would get slapped around like the little bitch that couldn’t … Keep Arabs out of your mouth , I will keep my dick out of your mother. :) now go wax your eyebrows…homo.

      • Did Samir just say didn’t we conquer your country? Who is this we? Secondly, instead of leeching in a PERSIAN site, go beat your wife dirty arab

  13. Dariush!!! A portrait of an overly sensitive irooni says:

    i agree with the article at times i am insecure and my girl will say I need my confident man! Buttttt as for wearing prada, doing my eyebrows NONE OF THAT. I shake my head as an irooni seeing these guys walk around! My eyebrows are wild.. i love I have hair every which way I always took pride in that and even was the first to laugh at the jokes “jungle bum” the Iranian guys that get insecure about that do the rest of Iranian guys a disservice. I am glad this article was written maybe shake the rest of these Iranian guys into what my girlfriend finds so sexy about me as an Iranian!

  14. If you don’t want to date effeminate men, you shouldn’t. Whether or not they’re Iranian shouldn’t have anything to do with it.

  15. ehsooon says:

    Let’s accept the fact, You never find a Persian gal as sexy and dirty as a thai or Latina gal, and as adorable as a french lady. Arab guys are like thai gals for us.

  16. Hey , loved the article, I’m an Algerian born and raised in France , now living in Montreal. My wife is Iranian and we have been very happy for years. Stereotypes just make you haters come off as idiots. I have many Arab ,Persian friends ….and you think we actually spend our time arguing over stupid shit like Sunni/shite bs? Persian or Arabian gulf? …. Personally I care more about what I’m eating for breakfast than retarded politics. And NO not all Arabs treat their women badly. Some fools do , and I would be the first to hunt them down. Why? My Iranian wife , isn’t just a wife…. She’s def. My best friend so I make it a point to treat her with respect and class like any real man should.

    Ps. For the haters of the article…. You brothers are just to insecure, stop catching pride attacks and man up.

  17. Did you just call us soosool? From every Persian guy out there: “Khak tu sareh ashgalet konan ke rafti ba ye arab e kasif, boro khodeto ba acid beshor”

  18. This post is mostly based on the fact that she couldn’t get a Persian guy, its okay sweeti, try going for second best ;) jendeh

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