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My name is really not Farrah. I’m usually pretty awkward…
No one cool grew up in my hometown… minus my friends #TrueStory
3 Words that Describe Me: According to my Persian mother “Shelakhteh (unorganized). Moody. ShouldhavebeenBLONDE.”
I LOVE: Pixar, tall guys, and obviously Sex&Fessenjoon.
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread: Noon-panir with hot sauce.
My Ideal Man: Alexander Skarsgard + Amir K. + Drake
If My Family Knew I Wrote this Blog, They Would Say: “Khoda margam bede.” (Trans.: God, give me death).
My Biggest Fears: Plane crashes, spiders, never eating my madar’s cooking again
Phrases I Say Most: ‘Wait, what’ … ‘Let’s be real’ …’I know, right’
My Friends Describe Me As : “As sweet as a creme puff, unapologetically blunt, and always down for nacho fries.”
I Will Never Have Sex With You If: you have fingernails, you cry, or you’re skinnier than me. These are absolutely NON-negotiable.
Turn Ons: Aggressive, Dark, and Arms.
I’m a PISCES. It’s true, we’re freaks.