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My name is really not Saaghi. I do not like writing about myself very much.
I went to the same Elementary School as Keanu Reeves. #TrueStory
3 Words that Describe Me: According to my Persian father “Irresponsible. Disrespectful. NOTadoctor”
I LOVE: Disney Movies, guys with a NapoleonComplex, and of course Sex&Fessenjoon.
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread: Mast-o-Moosir paired with Flaming Hot Cheetos.
My Ideal Man: Jon Stewart +Edward Norton + Dr.Dre
If My Family Knew I Wrote this Blog, They Would Say: “Khak bar saremoon” (Trans: Dirt on our heads.)
My Biggest Fears: Being buried alive, being hairy, and never eating Kabob again
Phrases I Say Most: ‘WTF’ … ‘Wait, I’m Confused’ …’Fck yeah, Brah’
My Friends Describe Me As : “insanely compulsive, neurotic, and doesn’t respond well to unresponsiveness‘
I Will Never Have Sex With You If: your nails are dirty, your fingers are feminine, or you have back hair. All else is negotiable.
Turn Ons: Biting, Scruff, and Dirty Talk.
I’m a LEO. Hear me roar!