8 Signs Your Date Blows.

Before going out with a guy, it’s pretty difficult to label him as a “bad date”. Late to the date, bad breath, and obviously (for Persian girls) not owning a BMW – are tell-tale signs of an unacceptable date. But how can you spot the dating nightmares before you’re pretending your grandmother’s cousin’s daughter’s fish is dying and you have to bail out of dinner?

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Let’s be honest.

You’re more likely to end up on a bad date than a great one.

Some bad dates are bearable, but here are 8 instances where you know right away, you just need to get the f#ck out:

(1). You find yourself ordering two vodkas straight up within the first 10 minutes of the date… and you down it like water.

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(2). He asks you to be his girlfriend on the first date because he cannot afford to take you out on anymore dates to “get to know you.”

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(3). The guy asks if you are comfortable coming back to his place and modeling booty shorts and high heels for him.

(4). He asks if you are good at giving head.

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(5). You know that awkward moment where you think he’s joking and you laugh hysterically… but he’s not joking? Imagine having to sit through too many awkward moments.

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(6). He tells you he wants to take you on a shopping spree… at WalMart.

(7). The next day, you suddenly realize how horrifying the date really was (thanks vodka!). Too bad for you, he didn’t feel the same way. You have a text from him about what a great time he had.

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(8). When you try to end things before it’s too late, he proceeds to call you ten times begging for a second chance. Apparently, the one beer he had caused him to “not act like himself.”

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Hard to believe, but yes – everything I just mentioned has happened to me, all on the same date. I guess bad dates are all part of the process.

There are no highs without lows and the same goes for guys.

When I encounter a bad date, it just helps me realize what I’m not looking for in a guy.  And if a guy just isn’t your type, it doesn’t make either of you a bad person.

Sometimes it’s just not meant to be.

nina

How about you joonies? Can you top my bad date?

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NADIA نادیا

3 Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dates

Dating is awkward. Apart from the high level of anxiety and expectation, you are trying to get to know someone while stuffing your face full of food (attractive). In most cases, you are going on a date with someone you don’t know too well, sitting around and asking great inquisitive questions like: “What do you like to do for fun?” and “What’s your favorite movie?

Even in my own short dating experience, I seem to have collected a good few bad experiences. Here are some colorful experiences:

No blurred lines:

On one of my first ever experiences of dating I went out for drinks with a classmate. He was in his late 20s, a bit older than your typical college student, but I liked that- maturity, stability, and a more interesting life than 20-year olds. Conversation seemed to be going normally until he started talking about his ex-girlfriends. He mentioned that he had dated older women before, particularly a woman in her late 40s/early 50s who wanted to have sex all the time.

Quote of the night:

“And I just didn’t want to have sex all of the time, she was very… horny.” [Read more...]

How to Lose a Girl in One Day

HELLOHELLO,

Sometimes when you have a shitty date, you need to let the dust settle before analyzing what exactly went wrong.

See joonies, some guys just go a little overboard when they’re trying to impress you.  This is what they need to realize:

There’s a fine line between confidence and cocky

and when that line is crossed, everything is downhill from there.

#forreal

When a guy asks a girl out- the date should really be about him getting to know her, the date shouldn’t be about how “great” he is.  Ultimately, we really don’t want to hear it.  We’ve already agreed to go out with them, and it’s not so we can listen to how awesome they are.

Going on and on about yourself isn’t going to convince us to suck your d*ck.

Sorryaboutit.

I’ve been on a decent number of dates: I’ve sat through the good, the bad and the ugly (boys: please don’t cry on a first date- it’s a guarantee sex chance killer).  

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