Holla for dollas.
Its been awhile, maybe because I’m on a family ‘vacation’ a.k.a ‘Not-a-vacation‘
(there are absolutely no Iranians where I am, or black people)
I know the past few posts may make me sound like I hate my family, but lately, I’ve been suffocated with so much FAMILY that I keep getting flashbacks of scarring memories from my childhood– and I just need to air it out on the therapists’couch I call #SEXANDFESSENJOON.
You see, I’ve been blessed with a great family. They truly are the three C’s: caring, compassionate…and CRAZY.
Each of them are CHARACTERS. Each with their own exclusive problem-OCD, ADD, ANXIETY, ALL OF THE ABOVE- and each with their own exclusive way of ‘communication’. Its truly an Irooni- Wes Anderson movie. I’ll leave ‘character bios’ for another post, maybe it is time you joonies MET THE FAMILY (omg, are we there yet? such a huge step).
For now, let me tell you a bit about PERSIAN Family Vacations: SAAGHI style.
I hate them. Absolutely dread them like Herpes. and each one I’ve gone on, I have vowed it would be my last (ACTUALLY, we all vow it will be our last)– but of course, we get guilt tripped into the next one.