I feel like it’s been awhile since I’ve written about sex — I’ve been so stuck in my “corruption/people suck” phase that I almost forgot what this blog is really about. S.E.X.
Or maybe it’s because I’ve been having so much sex lately (jk kinda) that I almost feel awkward writing about it because I feel like someone is going to tell on me (knowing the Persian community, they’re probably three steps ahead of all that).
Oh well. If you’re dating/f#cking me, you’re collateral damage. #sorrynotsorry.
^^ That was my last boyfriend’s reaction when I posted about him.
JUST KIDDING: He was NOT happy (click here).