A #Persian Thanksgiving

Persian Thanksgiving: (noun), a glorified mehmooni, under the guise of an American holiday. When you arrive, there are two social groups:  1) Everyone under 35 2) Everyone important. source: makeagif There’s a feeling of dread because there’s always a few people you’d rather not see..ever.  source: giphy In the beginning,on an empty stomach, small talk is hard.  […]

I Want Passion Without Drama

There is a difference between passion and drama. They might look the same at times, and they often go hand-in-hand: passionate lovemaking after a passionate argument, or passionate dancing followed by road rage on the way home. Nothing is perfect, but there’s a pretty clear balance in these instances: a yin and a yang, a […]

#TeamMelli Player to Watch: Javad Nekounam

Javad Nekounam: Iran’s Talisman. Team Melli Captain. World Cup Veteran. This is his second World Cup appearance (first time in 2006 where he played alongside Ali Daei and Ali Karimi).  Nickname: Neku. Sidenote: his nose is so worthy of #ManlyNoseMonday.  Most notable achievement: where do we begin? He has represented Team Melli 140 times. Prior […]

How to Keep HER Interested

After Nima’s post last week on how to keep guys interested – deleshoon bekhad – I think it’s high time someone spelled it out for all the men in our lives who seem to only know how to complain about women. “Women are so confusing.” Um no. Big shout out to our joons who contributed […]


If you’re not KOBE, you can sit this one out.

HELLLOOOO/salaaaam/bonjOUR to our lovely … [Read More...]

7 Ways to Get Rid of your Moustache

Joonies, We have hair everywhere.  This is a … [Read More...]

What College Taught Me About Sex

Joonies, for those of you in college/going to … [Read More...]

Click for more from Saaghi...

Farrah Says…

Bitches Always Be Talkin’ Shit

O-M-G!  I heard that jende hooked up with Saaghi's … [Read More...]

Iconic Iranian Caricatures

Mohammad Ali Ziaei Caricature artist. No one is … [Read More...]

Is This Real Life?

JOONIES. It's Friday, 4/20, and that means your … [Read More...]

Click for more from Farrah.....


Islamophobia Can Suck It.

JOONS. The way I feel about religion is the way I feel about myself during Puberty. Hate it, but can’t pretend it never happened. I was raised Muslim. I have issues with the religion, I’m not practicing but there is no doubt that my blood is as Islamic as it gets… you can take a […]

Help A Sista Out!

Hey joonies, Every so often – we get emails asking for advice or our opinion on a certain situation.  Of course, this makes us feel great as sex wizards but — we don’t always have the answer. A lot of times, we are still trying to figure out our own love lives and the best […]