Get Out of the Closet, You Whore!

So we’re all virgins, right?

Does this make you uncomfortable? Then, leave.

For all those Persian girls, virgins or not, who’ve done the walk of shame, gotten caught by their parents, or been the subject of the rumor mill–this is for you. Time to wipe off the eyeliner, and kick off those designer shoes and get down to the nitty gritty.

And for all you so-called “perfect” Irooni boys, get off that pedestal that your mama put you on—your doodool is not made of gold.

We like sex. and we like fessenjoon. So we decided to marry both, won’t you join our union?

So be ready for the morning after stories, the shitshows, and all the great moments life has to offer in between.  In the meantime, feel free to email us YOUR stories too: (we promise to ALWAYS keep our joonie’s identity anonymous).  

Love Always,

The S&F team
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