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Dumb/Divooneh Bitches

Hi joonjoons,

Hope the weekend has been amazing, and if its been a disaster–i’m sorry, i’m hear to listen though: sexandfessenjoon@gmail.com

So I know at S&F we’re all about breaking tradition…but we do want to start a very special Sunday tradition. It shall be called: Dumb/Divooneh Bitches where we will bring you the very best entertainment at the expense of some very vain people

(OH BTW, boys if you think you’re being spared–ha! think again–douche of the week will be served up soon)

Cheers!

Today I’m going to rant about Middle Eastern girls who wear too much makeup, I know I’m coming off as a typical jealous bitter girl, but I bring evidence to the table so HEAR ME OUT:

So Round 1. The Persian Witch

OK. First off, this is what we call brand suicide. (if it were a real ad). and why would you want to ever FAKE a l’oreal AD? I mean, who wants to be a Maybelline girl (shes not born with it)…personally, I’d rather Fake a D&G light blue ad see here

Second I know halloween’s over but when I look above, it only reminds me of what’s below—

it’s all in the eyes

The evil bitch (witch) from snow white.

Round 2.

There’s the Royal Bride: Kate Middleton

Then there’s the Persian Bride.

“Hey, everyone here’s my wif—HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?”

I don’t think I have to explain anymore.

Round 3. The Persian Doll

If I see a picture like this again, I will fly to wherever these girls are with PACKS of make up remover.

Honestly, I’m not even going into my feminist rant about how looking like a doll sends us women back 50 years.

But if you’re 18+ and down with looking like a doll, you should be down with being the blow up kind–if you catch my drift.

I’m sorry if I scared anyone, now girls go throw half the make up you own AWAY!

Thanks and Good Night,

The S&F Team

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