Before this relationship gets too deep, I think its fair we establish some common ground here– esp. when it comes to black guys.
1- Persian/Irooni (whatever you wanna be called) girls have a BLACK GUY COMPLEX. If you see some girls walking around, using the term ‘siyah‘ (Persian term for African Americans), its often followed by ‘hot’ and ‘do me’ in the same sentence.
Fancy as we can get, we love a just-as-fancy thug? OKOKOK thug may be pushing it (NOT for some of us), but we like a little hood– a little drake & weezy–with a dash of kid cudi.
I really don’t know what it is, but these siyahs are like those snacks you sneak in when you’re on a “diet.” You pretend it never happened, you don’t want anyone to know about it, but its SO GOOOODDDDD!
personally, i think British black guys take the cake:
Or maybe MJ (in his early days):
2. No Irooni family outright approve of a siyah-Persian relationship. Farrah joon has elaborated on this very well (see: I’M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPAAA) Even some of us younger people shoot judgmental looks at Persians who openly date out of the Iranian cesspool.
3. Black guys are big. Usually. SORRYBOUTIT BOYS, don’t give me that BS that Persian guys are JUST AS BIG—because even if you are, you have back hair.
& PERSIAN BOYS: (take notes) just like you date/screw blondes and Asians and Latinas left and right (yea, we know about it so admit it); we’re entitled to our fun. If you want to talk shit on our BLACK GUY COMPLEX, you’re just jealous, backwards, and small.
4. If you’re a virgin when it comes to dating black guys, the first time is…scary, a thrill, funny, weird, enough…i could go on, but you get it.
5. Unfortunately joons, the black boys don’t understand the PERSIAN GIRL PUZZLE. Why can’t they meet your parents? Why can’t they take you out to a Persian restaurant (Clearly don’t know how quick the Persian RUMOR MILL WORKS)? Why can’t they come to a mehmooni (family party)?
My first black boyfriend could not understand ANY of this (To be fair, he was also very arrogant and didn’t understand why I wouldn’t want to brag about him to the WORLD)
But without a doubt, this sneaking/secret adventure behavior gave my black guy a complex too. He was now obsessed with measuring up to Middle Easterners (yeah he was going for the whole region–competitive, I know). He was constantly asking if this or that was as good as the Arab or Persian guys I’d dated.
And honestly, it was sad. I never really got the feeling when I was around him that I wasn’t good enough for him because I wasn’t a Beyonce or a Rihanna. But I guess, that’s the nature of the investment. Because I knew it was a dead end, I didn’t care enough to compare myself or get insecure. However for him, the investment was real, it wasn’t bullshit—so he did get insecure.
So, all in all, is this fair? I mean, are we essentially using these guys for a walk on the wild side until we feel like reforming our ways and settling down with the Persian
For now, what I seem to have learned is, a good disclaimer the first week you’re dating. It goes something like: “At this time, I really don’t want to get serious with anyone…blablabla”
Any other suggestions? stories? HOT BLACK GUY PICTURES? please share: email@example.com
Love Ya Like a Fat Kid Love Cake,