Don’t Hate the Playa, Be Better at the Game

Hey jooooons,

Mondays suck.  But what better way to start off your week with some sex and a side of fessenjoon?  That’s what I thought.

I was going to write about my favorite position but I figured that’d be a little unfair… guys should learn that shit on their own or just stalk me.  Its all about experimenting!

Don't be afraid to just get at it

Jump on it

Before I get into tonight’s topic, let me start with a little story:

Back when I was a virgin (awww), I had to compensate with my hookups in different ways.  Mostly because I never wanted a hook up to know that I was a virgin because I was scared that they wouldn’t want to be with me if they knew how innocent I really was.  Stupid?  I was young… and impressionable.

Therefore, I always played the card, “Yeah baby, we’ll f*ck next time.”

And then the next time, I’d say the same thing… “not tonight” or “you’re going to have to work for it.”  WHO KNOWS how I got away with that shit but I managed to keep guys around for MONTHS thinking that they’d finally get laid if they just kept working at it.



I learned a valuable lesson as a virgin: I was able to keep guys around for so long just because they were continuously working for it.

NEWS FLASH: Fucking guys is never going to land you the guy.  

Horny Frat Boy's Motto

Horny Frat Boy’s Motto

Here’s the thing.  We always talk like we hating playing games, but when it comes down to it:


You beat out others to get on top (no pun intended) whether its in your career or with a man.  He might be better about giving you the go around when it comes to the beginning stages of dating, but we hold all the cards when it comes to sex.  

And here’s why:

Guys will always be down to have sex with you.  The few instances where they actually want to wait… well then they’re just a bitch (jk– they’re the good ones so don’t screw it up).

NORMALLY, guys are going to want you whether you’re their girlfriend or some girl they’ve taken out to dinner a few times.  But if you want to reel that guy in as your man/boyfriend/futurehusband, then my advice: Don’t fuck him.

She knows all about the game

She knows all about the game

There’s a reason why sex is considered the “last base,” the “home run.”  When a guy finally achieves that with a girl, they’re “bringing it home” and there is nothing else to look forward to for them.  They’ve done the unthinkable, they got you to bed… so, what now?  On to the next.  *Especially if there is no attachment holding them back.

Therefore if you really like someone, then you have to leave sex for when you’ve actually progressed in your relationship.  Sneaky?

Um yeah, almost as “sneaky” as waiting 45 fucking minutes to text someone back.  We don’t have all day, and you just look stupid when you wait EXACTLY 40 minutes to respond.  But, take as long as you want to text and I’ll take as long as I want to have sex.

I think that’s pretty fair, don’t you?

Guys are different from girls.  They don’t always get that immediate attachment to someone they have sex with (reality: neither do some girls).  And unfortunately, too many girls think,  “If I have sex with him, he’ll never want to leave me.”

Don’t be that girl.  

I saw so many of my college friends sleep with someone before being in a relationship and then crying about it afterwards because the guy was ignoring them.  Look either you really suck in bed, or you shouldn’t have given it up that quickly. #TRUESTORY.

Unless you’re this girl– she just a hoe

I’m not saying that hot, emotionless sex isn’t possible and isn’t good– because if anyone read my last post (click here), you’d know that I’m ALL FOR THAT.

All I’m saying is that don’t use sex as an excuse to get closer to someone if you want him to be your boyfriend because that shit just isn’t going to happen.

Its part of the game and here’s how it goes (NO matter what some guys say):

– Sex is a “home-run” so only winners should really have a chance to get that far with you.

Most importantly:

– It doesn’t matter if you’ve been “seeing each other” for months.  If he really cares, he’ll wait– and if he doesn’t, then he’s not worth your time anyway.

I am Persian and I vill hit it and quit it- fahmidi?

This is ESPECIALLY the case when it comes to Persian guys.  They fuck the one girl but they marry the innocent one.  So don’t give it up so quick if you’re trying to land a Persian because at the end of the day, they love sex, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to love you for giving it to them.  

And there are so many other fun things to do before getting to sex- so enjoy it.  Because nothing is more fun than teasing :)

So boys– don’t be mad–  DON’T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME.  



I just gave away my game, so follow me on Twitter: @Farrah_joon

Told you I wasn’t a hoe,


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  1. I like the way you put it togther

  2. Farah you write a lot, let the other ones write:)
    lets play baby:)


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